You Are A Swinger If You…..

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  1. Swinger Magazine - Article - You Are A Swinger If You..Have a lifetime listing on SwingLifestyle.com
  2. You have over 100,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica
  3. Are in an open relationship
  4. You know most of your friends’ names only as couples (Rich and Joy, Frank and Jen) but you don’t know their last names.
  5. A hot tub is considered a necessity not a luxury.
  6. Your hot tub has never had a bathing suit worn in it.
  7. Buy/Carry condoms in bulk
  8. You’ve watched someone do a tequila shot off of your wife’s bare ass
  9. Fly a pineapple flag outside your house
  10. You believe in Unicorns… Because you’ve actually ridden one.
  11. Wear a red ball cap or scarf to attract action
  12. You come home with that, “There’s Something About Mary” hairstyle.
  13. Have heavy white rocks outside your home
  14. Eat fruits high in sugar (How to make semen sweet)
  15. The movie “Swingers” was a huge disappointment to you.
  16. Leave your garage door partially open
  17. All the men bring their wives or girlfriends to your bachelor party.
  18. You buy lap dances for your wife… And vice versa
  19. You’re still smiling on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night.
  20. If you are reading this and laughing because many of these describe you…

Swingers are private people but there are many telltale signs on How to spot a swinger.

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