Have a lifetime listing on SwingLifestyle.com- You have over 100,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica
- Are in an open relationship
- You know most of your friends’ names only as couples (Rich and Joy, Frank and Jen) but you don’t know their last names.
- A hot tub is considered a necessity not a luxury.
- Your hot tub has never had a bathing suit worn in it.
- Buy/Carry condoms in bulk
- You’ve watched someone do a tequila shot off of your wife’s bare ass
- Fly a pineapple flag outside your house
- You believe in Unicorns… Because you’ve actually ridden one.
- Wear a red ball cap or scarf to attract action
- You come home with that, “There’s Something About Mary” hairstyle.
- Have heavy white rocks outside your home
- Eat fruits high in sugar (How to make semen sweet)
- The movie “Swingers” was a huge disappointment to you.
- Leave your garage door partially open
- All the men bring their wives or girlfriends to your bachelor party.
- You buy lap dances for your wife… And vice versa
- You’re still smiling on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night.
- If you are reading this and laughing because many of these describe you…
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